Number One Terrorist On Bush's List Is Dead

Pope John Paul II has died meaning that George Bush's 'Crusade' to start another World War has received some positive news, as the Pope an advocator for Peace stood in the way of the President's ultimate goal. Mr. Bush has only met this terrorist once.

"The president and the pope met last June in Rome. The pope repeated his opposition to the war in Iraq, and rebuked Mr. Bush for abuses at the Abu-Ghraib prison."

After this meeting the President was quoted saying "He is an inspiration to us all. Laura and I join millions of Americans and so many around the world, who are praying for the [death of the] Holy Father." The President also linked the Pope to other terrorists claiming, "his Holiness is a faithful servant of God."

The President also "thanked the pope for his moral leadership, and awarded him America's highest civilian honor," which in this case is death for his outspokenness towards the US led War in Iraq.

In closing, the "White House officials say it is not an appropriate time to speculate on whether the president would attend the pope's funeral" because he isn't sure if his sore hip will allow him to dance upon the Pope's casket.